When you get a monitor calibrator, the instructions say that the corrected coloring will probably look weird for a while because the colors you were looking at were from Mars, but rest assured, these new color values will make the sun shine out of your ass. I’m calling that a color calibration optical learning curve.

Is there a ergonomic comfort curve? We got new ergo chairs in work this week and my back is jacked up. The chair has so many levers and thinger-flaps that the combinations of comfort can be overwhelming and I’m not in the mood to explore all options. I’m giving it three work days.

I’ve never really been an ergonomic consumer. I don’t have an oddly shaped keyboard, I still have a three button mouse that came with the computer and my chair, up until this point, was probably a “buy this cubicle layout, get this chair free!” type deal. So this is probably my first real ergo commodity and I’m not liking it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not bashing this chair, I’m sure people with robotic postures will find this chair heavenly, but the fact is, I slouch more than uncooked bacon and you know what? I’m comfortable that way.